1. Sweater dresses. They look itchy and bulky and though they seem to be all the rage this season based on how many there are in the stores, they just sound horribly uncomfortable with me. Plus, I'd feel like I forgot my pants.
2. Turtlenecks. I'd really rather not having something tight around my neck all day long. Plus it makes the bottom of my hair flip out funny sometimes. No thanks.
3. Back zippered pants or skirts. I am convinced at any moment my ass it going to come barrelling out of these when the zipper doesn't hold as I sit down. Ass one, zipper zero. 'Nuff said.
4. Flats. Anyone who sees me regularly knows I'm a heels girl. Tall heels, at least three or four inches lately. I'm short so they give me some height, make it so my pants don't run along the floor and get all messed up on the bottoms and make my calves look (a little) thinner. The only exception to this no flats rule is when I'm wearing chucks.
5. Anything that shows my fat knees. I wear jeans all summer. Most of my dresses come just past the knee. I hate my knees and I'm not about to look at them myself, much less let anyone else see them if possible.
In opposition to all that I hate above though, I am seriously coveting these:
This has been another installment of 365 days of snarkiness. Carry on.
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